Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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