Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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