is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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