(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
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