My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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