Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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