You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
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