On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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