So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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