She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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