jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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