so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I'm too high and old for this...
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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