and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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