if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Be still, my beating vagina.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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