Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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