just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
My dick has a subreddit
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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