3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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