she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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