i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Randomize
