hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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