I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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