I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
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