i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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