Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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