finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
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