I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
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after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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