last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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