I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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