So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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