so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
