yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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