How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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