PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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