This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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