I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
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