You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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