the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
How about this: I support you through your miserable marriage, and you support me through all my anonymous sex?
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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