I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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