do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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