So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
What a dumb baby whore.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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