he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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