If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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