Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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