your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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