Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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