I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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