I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
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