i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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