Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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