So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Randomize
