How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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