I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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