can we get nightvision for the apartment?
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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