weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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