He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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